Watching tv shows is like dating. Sometimes you realize it’s a mistake right away and never call back. Sometimes you find every quality you’ve ever dreamed of, but they cancel on you and you never hear from them again.
But then sometimes you’re sucked into an all-consuming vortex that drags on for years, stalling on major life decisions, promising to explain everything eventually, until it fizzles out into a trite and disappointing breakup that leaves everyone feeling betrayed.
That last kind really makes you feel Lost.